Snobbish Desc.

The convertable flew by with its top down and screached to a stop at the light. The woman driving wore large sunglasses and held her noise in the air.

Not finished...

Nerdy Desc.

He stood there, his face scrunched up, wearing large round glasses. The bridge on them was taped together, most likely due to a bully breaking them at school. He possessed a large nose that resembled a toucan's beak and his hair was scruffy like a Wookiee's and obviously unkempt. It didn't appear too much as though he cared what people thought of how he looked. The shirt he wore had several small images on the front: one for each 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, and 20 sided die. Stamped above the images was a phrase that simply stated, "Choose your weapon." He laughed, the kind of laugh you can only expect from a prepubescent nerd of someone like Urkle, and exclaimed, "I'm a level 20 wizard!"

Dance Dance Downstairs

Discord upstairs, dogs and doors.
Just want to doze, but I don't.
Now we Dance Dance downstairs.
He demands the dinning to desist.
The Dance Dance doesn't die.

The Age of Jerry

I think I would choose to be the age I am now(23) if I could choose any age, maybe one or two years older. I think 23-25ish is a pretty good age range because I've already skipped over the younger years where I didn't really know what was going on and was still stuck in my little shell so to speak. On top of that, with the early 20's age, I still have quite a bit of time left to do some of the things I'd like to do. Like actually travel somewhere at some point in my life. Granted right now I'm still taking classes and have a few years left, I don't think I'd want to miss that though. I think the classes are one of the last things keeping me sane at this point.

The only other age I could think of maybe wanting to be is like 200 or something(assuming I could remain in perfect health), just because I think it'd be kind of interesting to say you lived that long of time and all of the things that you would have witnessed over the years.

The Job...

I found my first job near the end of my sophomore year in high school, at the lovely Toys 'R' Us. I worked there for about two and a half years until I moved to Rapid City to attend college. Mostly, I thought the job was the best thing in the world. I thought the other people there were cool and we all had fun doing our jobs. It was all fine and dandy, until I realized how much I hated some of the customers.

Now, hate's a pretty strong word I'll admit, so I'll change that to 'strongly dispise.' Okay, so, most of the customers weren't really all that bad, but every day it seemed you'd get these people in the store that didn't appear to have a clue why they were actually there. And then there's these people that ask you a question about a product and when you tell them all your comprehensive knowledge about said product they just look at you like you have no idea what you're talking about. I really could ramble on about these people for hours, and I know that sounds bad, but you'd think at least some of these people would have more common sense than they do.

So, basically, working at Toys 'R' Us was great but definately not something I could put up with for a 'grown up' job.

My Name

My name is Jeremiah. A lot of people assume I'm named after Jeremiah from the Bible, but this isn't the case. My dad took the name from Jeremiah Johnson, the mountain man. Not many people seem to have heard of him though. I don't mind my name, it's just a little long. My friends in high school started calling me Jerry for short and it just sorta stuck with me. At some point, I was going to be named after the outlaw Jesse James; my dad's into history if you can't telll. This would have been awkward since my last name is Bond and there would probably be more James Bond references when people meet me than there already are with my name starting with a 'J.'

David is my middle name. My mom got that from my dad. I guess I was originally going to be called JD for short, but it just never fit. Because of this though, I have a habit of initially things JD instead of JB for some reason. So anyway, that's my name... Bond, Jerry Bond.